Robot Failure In
our ongoing attempt to create a class of robots that would do our
bidding, I must sadly announce that our latest experiments have failed
again. Like the time machine and the calamari-cloning experiments, the
results were other than expected. In short, our bots are extremely
shallow sillyasses of the worst kind. When they are not watching soap
operas, they waste time in brainless gymnastics. I will keep my
revolving portrait in their den to remind them that I am still their
lord and master.
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