Robot Failure

In our ongoing attempt to create a class of robots that would do our bidding, I must sadly announce that our latest experiments have failed again. Like the time machine and the calamari-cloning experiments, the results were other than expected. In short, our bots are extremely shallow sillyasses of the worst kind. When they are not watching soap operas, they waste time in brainless gymnastics. I will keep my revolving portrait in their den to remind them that I am still their lord and master.

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